dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
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usagiwaffles:

so this happened
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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”


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ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?


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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer


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